TextOnPhone: Why I Hate Kevin Tofel
Tech Fiend Kevin Tofel of JK on the Run infamy has posted a video demonstrating a new over-the-air ebook reading service for iPhones. Here it is:
Of course I have to hate him. He does these things just to personally persecute the still-iPhone-less me. But he’ll totally deny that if you ask him. Some day I will get video of him admitting it to me. Then you’ll see his true cruelty! The world will be warned!
February 15, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Dude, what’s possibly stopping you from buying an iPhone? There are tons of ‘em on the shelves at the AT&T stores!
Go on in, make ‘em an offer. I’d start at, oh, $149 and insist that they throw in a 4 gig memory card…
Oh, wait! Silly me, no expandable memory! I forgot that iPhone users aren’t allowed small parts they might inadvertently swallow or choke on…
Make it an even hundred. I’d just bring a Benjamin Franklin and lay it right there on the counter. “Just take the hundred for it, man. C’mon, how many have you sold this month? Really.”
February 15, 2008 at 5:51 pm
I hope your resume is in order. You will need it. You’ll come to understand that as the months pass by and ACCESS remains dead in the water.