Monday’s Bad News Begins On Sunday Now
Drudge Report does its bit to put a pillow over the head of our dying economy:

J.P. Morgan Chase bought Bear Stearns.
For two dollars a share.
That stock was one hundred and forty dollars per share just in January.
Those wee headlines in the upper left:

Stick around. This isn’t even the First Act of Doom. We’re still in the opening credits.