Chronicles Of Depression 2.0: #177

Fat Cat Turns Out To Be Boy, Foreclosure Victim

BLACKWOOD, N.J. — Turns out, the economy is the reason a 44-pound cat found lumbering the streets of New Jersey became homeless.

The Camden County Animal Shelter said the cat’s owner came forward to say she had to abandon the tubby tabby because her home was foreclosed.

Shelter director Jennifer Anderch said the older woman recently lost her home and could not keep the 10-year-old cat, whom she called “Powder.”

The shelter has been caring for the cat — who became a local media sensation this week and was dubbed “Princess Chunk” — since it was found on Saturday wandering the southern New Jersey suburb of Voorhees.

It also turns out that the princess is a prince. A veterinarian who checked the cat Thursday on “Live with Regis and Kelly” determined it’s a “he.”

Oh, you greedy Suited Bastards will regret the day you were born.

The strikeback is going to be fearsome and unprecedented!

No place on earth you can hide.

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