Archive for the ‘Photo Album’ category

Smart Car End-Week Micro Pr0n

September 11, 2008

Photos taken today, Thursday September 11, 2008 on Staten Satan Island with the Philips crapcam.

The photos are worse than usual because the two(!!!) Smart Cars were in a fenced lot. Some people were nearby so I didn’t feel brazen enough to walk into the lot to get better pictures, in case one of the people was an owner. These were clumsily shot though fence openings.

Also, the colors of the red are waaaay off. The crapcam makes it look tomato red. In fact, the red is deeper and not at all cheery like a Smart Car should be.

Previously here:

Smart Car Pr0n For Labor Day 2008
Orgy Of 133 Smart Cars On One Street!
Smart Car Gets American Love
The Newest Smart Car Pr0n
Technolicious: iPhone + Smart Car!
Photo Album: Smart Car Pr0n Yes!!
Smart Car: Panel Swapping
Badder Badass Batman Smart Car
The Obligatory Smart Car Pr0n
Reference: Smart Car Tips
Your Weekend Smart Car Pr0n
NOW Do You Believe In My Persecution?!!?
Smart Car Stuff
Photo Album: Smart Car In Manhattan #3!
More Smart Car Videos
This Is Why It’s Called The Smart Car!
Fugly MINI Cooper Vs. Cutie Smart Fortwo
Smart Car: Coast-To-Coast Possible
The Smart Car Cult
Badass Batman Smart Car!
Video: Smart Car
Photo Album: Smart Car In Manhattan Again!
Photo Album: Smart Car In Manhattan
Cars Of The Future: Lose Weight Or You’ll Walk!

Today’s Life Lesson From The Street

September 6, 2008

The Photos NYPD Tried To Stop

September 3, 2008

Photos taken Wednesday September 2, 2008 on Satan Island with the Philips crapcam:


See the tow truck on right?


Apparently this van came loose from it …


… and rolled alllll the way down the hill …


… until it met this car …


… and did all this damage.

Now when I took this final picture, you can see the cop coming into frame at right. He actually made body contact with me and told me to “Keep walking.” A real Nazi attitude. Let me repeat: He made physical contact with me. Assault.

There are many other ways he could have handled this. But he chose to be a Nazi. So instead of these photos being all private like, here they are.

NYPD, teach your troopers how to handle the law-abiding public.

This is still America.

And if none of you like that, get the fuck out of this country!

I hate Nazis!

Smart Car Pr0n For Labor Day 2008

September 1, 2008

Photos taken today, Monday, September 1, 2008 on Rich Bastard Island Manhattan Island with the Philips crapcam.

Previously here:

Orgy Of 133 Smart Cars On One Street!
Smart Car Gets American Love
The Newest Smart Car Pr0n
Technolicious: iPhone + Smart Car!
Photo Album: Smart Car Pr0n Yes!!
Smart Car: Panel Swapping
Badder Badass Batman Smart Car
The Obligatory Smart Car Pr0n
Reference: Smart Car Tips
Your Weekend Smart Car Pr0n
NOW Do You Believe In My Persecution?!!?
Smart Car Stuff
Photo Album: Smart Car In Manhattan #3!
More Smart Car Videos
This Is Why It’s Called The Smart Car!
Fugly MINI Cooper Vs. Cutie Smart Fortwo
Smart Car: Coast-To-Coast Possible
The Smart Car Cult
Badass Batman Smart Car!
Video: Smart Car
Photo Album: Smart Car In Manhattan Again!
Photo Album: Smart Car In Manhattan
Cars Of The Future: Lose Weight Or You’ll Walk!

Nuclear Blast Over Brooklyn, New York

September 1, 2008

Photos taken today, Monday, September 1, 2008 on Satan Staten Island with the Philips crapcam.

Well, no. Just what happens when I point the crapcam at the morning sun.

But someday a real rain will fall …

Photo Album: Sunday, August 24, 2008

August 24, 2008

Photos taken today, Sunday August 24, 2008 with the Philips crapcam.


The Narrows. Ooh, cargo from China! iPhones?


Rust opposite ferry terminal pedestrian walkway.


More disgusting rust!


Manhattan cauldron. Yes, that wee thing is New York City!


You can barely see the New Jersey port container cranes.

Satan Island needs a motto. I suggest: Inspiring Suicide Daily!

Nuclear Burst Over Brooklyn, New York

August 24, 2008

Photos taken today, Sunday August 24, 2008 with the Philips crapcam.

Nah. That’s what happens when I point the crapcam at the rising post-dawn sun.

Yeah, the sun is that black smudge.

Tech Design Of The Past

August 24, 2008

Photos taken yesterday, Saturday August 23, 2008 with the Philips crapcam.

Someone could argue it’s overwrought, but I think it’s splendid and beautiful.

Built in a time when Big Bucks meant being classy.

Look at that: a marble top!

I have no idea who made it or when. No doubt somewhere on the Internet the information exists. “Oh, that’s a Filigree-Arbogast Model 10-657. Otherwise known as The Gold Box.”

If only it could talk! What history!

The Newest Smart Car Pr0n

August 16, 2008

Photos taken today, Saturday, August 16, 2008 with the Philips crapcam.

Yes, just four. I had to restrain myself. The crapcam can only hold twenty of these hi-res(!!!) pictures, and I needed slots free for J&R.

I’m glad I’ve seen this in person again. I’m certain now that the color doesn’t work with a Smart Car. It has to be light and bright!

I’d like to find a red one!

Previously here:

Technolicious: iPhone + Smart Car!
Photo Album: Smart Car Pr0n Yes!!
Smart Car: Panel Swapping
Badder Badass Batman Smart Car
The Obligatory Smart Car Pr0n
Reference: Smart Car Tips
Your Weekend Smart Car Pr0n
NOW Do You Believe In My Persecution?!!?
Smart Car Stuff
Photo Album: Smart Car In Manhattan #3!
More Smart Car Videos
This Is Why It’s Called The Smart Car!
Fugly MINI Cooper Vs. Cutie Smart Fortwo
Smart Car: Coast-To-Coast Possible
The Smart Car Cult
Badass Batman Smart Car!
Video: Smart Car
Photo Album: Smart Car In Manhattan Again!
Photo Album: Smart Car In Manhattan
Cars Of The Future: Lose Weight Or You’ll Walk!

Photo Album: Smart Car Pr0n Yes!!

August 9, 2008

All photos taken today, August 9, 2008, with the Philips crapcam.

This first one has been seen before.

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Now … OMGZZZ!!! A Smart Car in the color I want: black with grey Tridion!!

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Now having seen it, I have to say I’m rethinking that desire. Somehow it just seems all wrong for a Smart to be in murky, mordid colors. It should be bright and cheery and fun fun fun!

Maybe I’ll reverse it to light gray with black Tridion … of course, there’s always yellow and red!

Previously here:

Smart Car: Panel Swapping
Badder Badass Batman Smart Car
The Obligatory Smart Car Pr0n
Reference: Smart Car Tips
Your Weekend Smart Car Pr0n
NOW Do You Believe In My Persecution?!!?
Smart Car Stuff
Photo Album: Smart Car In Manhattan #3!
More Smart Car Videos
This Is Why It’s Called The Smart Car!
Fugly MINI Cooper Vs. Cutie Smart Fortwo
Smart Car: Coast-To-Coast Possible
The Smart Car Cult
Badass Batman Smart Car!
Video: Smart Car
Photo Album: Smart Car In Manhattan Again!
Photo Album: Smart Car In Manhattan
Cars Of The Future: Lose Weight Or You’ll Walk!


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