New York State Governor Resigning

Because he put his wee-wee where he wasn’t supposed to put it.

Allegedly in a hooker who cost anywhere between $1,000-$5,500 per hour.

If you are one of those, uh, workers, please submit a photo so I can see exactly WTF that amount of money can rent.

I mean, do you have, um, special anatomical features or something?

I mean, hell, I could buy two CloudBooks or a frikkin MacBook Pro for that amount of money!

No Deal, ladies. I’ll take the two CloudBooks!

Update: News reports are now saying that he won’t resign. Hey, Governor Spitzer, you would have had a better time with a MacBook Pro — not, you know, a lady pro.

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