JK on the Run: The Secret Transcript!

This should prove to everyone once and for all that James Kendrick and his evil minion Kevin Tofel must be stopped!

Now!

They are terrorizing this nation. They are subverting the domestic tranquility of millions of men by hypnotizing them into buying One More Thing.

Wives are going unclothed! Children are going unfed!

And I — yes, I! — am being personally persecuted by the Treacherous Two!

I ran their latest video through some stolen as yet unreleased software and extracted from it the secret transcript within!

After viewing this, all of you will know who to call!

Fienditry001
Kendrick: Hey, Cane! Look at what I have!
Tofel: Heh-heh-heh!

Fienditry002
Kendrick: And the Mini too! Look, Cane, I’m making them kiss!
Tofel: Damn! That is so hot! Heh-heh-heh!

Fienditry003
Kendrick: Hey, Cane, it’s the HTC Advantage again!
Tofel: No, not that!!

Fienditry004
Kendrick: Yes, Kevin! Show him your iPhone too!
Tofel: Heh-heh-heh!

Fienditry005
Kendrick: Hold it close to the screen! Taunt him! Taunt him!!!
Tofel: Squeeeeee!

Fienditry006
Kendrick: Look, Cane! It’s the new Opera! And it’s like the iPhone!
Tofel: Oh my god! Master, you are so eeeevil!

Fienditry007
Kendrick: You’ll learn, Kevin, how to make Cane feel this small!
Tofel: Does Cane own a gun?

Fienditry008
Kendrick: Who cares!?! We’re Fiends!
Tofel: Yeah, that’s right! Heh-heh-heh!

Someone please call Homeland Security!

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3 Comments on “JK on the Run: The Secret Transcript!”

  1. jones Says:

    roflx10


  2. […] model, then I saw the size of this in person at J&R recently. It seems more compact than the HTC Advantage, which has a five-inch […]


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