Quote: Troll 2

Oh my god.

I came across this report on Breitbart about a lousy horror movie playing to packed houses worldwide.

I went to YouTube and found a video montage.

One of the lines in it is something you can’t believe anyone would ever write:

Joshua is not a little shit. He’s just very sensitive.

And the plot twist is right out of Edward D. Wood, Jr.: The monsters are vegetarians so they first turn their human victims into plants!

Trust me, you want to see this. This is the only movie ever to have bisexual corn porn in it! (It’s not X-rated, so go look and laugh!)

Enjoy the montage!

Troll 2 montage

Troll 2 wikipedia
Troll 2 IMDB

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