Your Weekend Smart Car Pr0n

What would a weekend be without my pr0nographic pictures of a Smart Car? Empty!!!

Photos taken yesterday, Saturday, July 26, 2008, with the Philips crapcam.

Here’s that new one I mentioned earlier, the negative image of the Badass Batman Smart Car:

This one has the leather seats. Probably heated too!

Kneel, you peasants. You are beholding Art!

And two more of the original Yellow Submarine Smart:

Yeah, baby, that’s Driving In Style.

Previously here:

NOW Do You Believe In My Persecution?!!?
Smart Car Stuff
Photo Album: Smart Car In Manhattan #3!
More Smart Car Videos
This Is Why It’s Called The Smart Car!
Fugly MINI Cooper Vs. Cutie Smart Fortwo
Smart Car: Coast-To-Coast Possible
The Smart Car Cult
Badass Batman Smart Car!
Video: Smart Car
Photo Album: Smart Car In Manhattan Again!
Photo Album: Smart Car In Manhattan
Cars Of The Future: Lose Weight Or You’ll Walk!

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7 Comments on “Your Weekend Smart Car Pr0n”

  1. Gekko Says:

    death trap.

  2. Gekko Says:

    “Kill the McMansion. There are so many things wrong with living in monstrously large homes. Not only do they suck up energy and offend the eye, but they just provide more rooms to fill with useless crap.” – GQ, July 2008

  3. mikecane Says:

    I think you meant that second Comment to go elsewhere.

  4. Gekko Says:

    no, eejit. it was in the spirit of your post. small is efficient and good. large is wasteful and bad. if you ever want to be a real writer, you’ll need to work on your mastery of the obvious.

  5. mikecane Says:

    No, you obtuse bag-biting Centro-owning weenie. There was another post I put up today that *was* about a McMansion. I should have figured you couldn’t read much of the blog on your toy cellphone!

  6. Gekko Says:

    this blog feels like an empty mcmansion with just me and you in it. hence, i must leave now. if you need me, i’ll be at the rooftop pool of the gansevoort. bye bye.

  7. mikecane Says:

    The people will now converge on your location to dispense justice.

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