Your Weekend Smart Car Pr0n
What would a weekend be without my pr0nographic pictures of a Smart Car? Empty!!!
Photos taken yesterday, Saturday, July 26, 2008, with the Philips crapcam.
Here’s that new one I mentioned earlier, the negative image of the Badass Batman Smart Car:
This one has the leather seats. Probably heated too!
Kneel, you peasants. You are beholding Art!
And two more of the original Yellow Submarine Smart:
Yeah, baby, that’s Driving In Style.
Previously here:
NOW Do You Believe In My Persecution?!!?
Smart Car Stuff
Photo Album: Smart Car In Manhattan #3!
More Smart Car Videos
This Is Why It’s Called The Smart Car!
Fugly MINI Cooper Vs. Cutie Smart Fortwo
Smart Car: Coast-To-Coast Possible
The Smart Car Cult
Badass Batman Smart Car!
Video: Smart Car
Photo Album: Smart Car In Manhattan Again!
Photo Album: Smart Car In Manhattan
Cars Of The Future: Lose Weight Or You’ll Walk!
Mike Cane 2008 
July 29, 2008 at 3:41 pm
death trap.
July 29, 2008 at 3:41 pm
“Kill the McMansion. There are so many things wrong with living in monstrously large homes. Not only do they suck up energy and offend the eye, but they just provide more rooms to fill with useless crap.” – GQ, July 2008
July 29, 2008 at 3:44 pm
I think you meant that second Comment to go elsewhere.
July 29, 2008 at 3:58 pm
no, eejit. it was in the spirit of your post. small is efficient and good. large is wasteful and bad. if you ever want to be a real writer, you’ll need to work on your mastery of the obvious.
July 29, 2008 at 4:09 pm
No, you obtuse bag-biting Centro-owning weenie. There was another post I put up today that *was* about a McMansion. I should have figured you couldn’t read much of the blog on your toy cellphone!
July 29, 2008 at 4:16 pm
this blog feels like an empty mcmansion with just me and you in it. hence, i must leave now. if you need me, i’ll be at the rooftop pool of the gansevoort. bye bye.
July 29, 2008 at 5:01 pm
The people will now converge on your location to dispense justice.